In keeping with the last blog about really funny movies, now let's post the dialogue that made these movies so memorable. Like:
Airplane!
Ted Striker: "Surely you can't be serious."
Dr. Rumack: "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."
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Posted on: April 22, 2008 5:01 am
PRICELESS FUNNY MOVIE DIALOGUEHey retro, do you like movies about gladiators? |
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Posted on: April 22, 2008 5:01 am
PRICELESS FUNNY MOVIE DIALOGUEHmmm.... Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. |
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Posted on: April 22, 2008 5:09 am
PRICELESS FUNNY MOVIE DIALOGUEAwesome Sky. I think I'm going to have to go watch it again. I saw it about 6 times when it came out in theatres. |
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Posted on: April 22, 2008 5:11 am
PRICELESS FUNNY MOVIE DIALOGUEI've got to concentrate! concentrate! concentrate! I've got to concentrate! concentrate! concentrate! Hello? Hello? Hello? Echo! Echo! Echo! Now pinch hitting for the Dodgers, Pedro Borbon! |
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Posted on: April 22, 2008 5:20 am
PRICELESS FUNNY MOVIE DIALOGUEI still quote Airplane! all the time. One of my all time faves. Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er. |
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Posted on: April 22, 2008 5:24 am
PRICELESS FUNNY MOVIE DIALOGUEKinda longish, but well worth it. Elaine: Would you gentlemen care to order your dinners? Jive dude one: Bet, babe. Slide a piece of the porter, drink side, run da java. Jive dude two: Hey, looky here. I can dig grease and chompin' on some butter and draggin' through the garden. (Elaine puzzledly writes down her interpretation of their order) And later: Jive old lady: Stewardess? I speak jive. Randy: Oh good! Jive old lady: He says he's in great pain, and he wants to know if you can help him. Randy: All right, would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine? Jive old lady: Jus hang loose blood. She gonna catch ya up on the rebound on the med side. Jive dude one: What it is mama? My mama don't raise no dummy! I dug her rap. Jive old lady: Cut me some slack Jack! Chump don't want da help, chump don't get da help! Jive dude two: Say he can't hang, say he seven up! Jive old lady: Jive ass dude ain't got no brains anyhow! (Jive dudes exchange surprised glances)
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Posted on: April 22, 2008 5:59 am
PRICELESS FUNNY MOVIE DIALOGUEThe Jive Dudes! Yowsuh! What was even mo better about that scene was the Jive Lady was Beaver's mom! What a sight gag! Bad News Bears was alot like some of the baseball teams I played on at that age. We didn't have all this adult supervision kids are burdened with now. Tanner Boyle: Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your a**! (throws his beer at Yankees.) |
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Posted on: April 22, 2008 5:59 am
PRICELESS FUNNY MOVIE DIALOGUEOne from Kentucky Fried Movie: Woman having a flashback: I remember the day the girls came over for bridge club. I was so embarrassed because of lingering odors. (cut to the guests entering) Guest #1: (sniffs the air) Fish for dinner last night? Guest #2: Phew! Harry still smoking those cigars? Guest #3: Christ! Did a cow S#!% in here? |
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Posted on: April 22, 2008 6:02 am
PRICELESS FUNNY MOVIE DIALOGUEHaven't seen the first Bad News Bears in forever, probably since it came out in theatres. I remember a lot of bad sequels. |
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Posted on: April 22, 2008 6:05 am
PRICELESS FUNNY MOVIE DIALOGUEThe popcorn you are eating has been pissed in.. film at eleven. |
