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PRICELESS FUNNY MOVIE DIALOGUE

Posted on: April 22, 2008 4:38 am

Score: 95

In keeping with the last blog about really funny movies, now let's post the dialogue that made these movies so memorable. Like:

Airplane!

Ted Striker: "Surely you can't be serious."

Dr. Rumack: "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

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retrobills Reputation: 97 Level: Superstar Since: May 5, 2007	Posted on: April 22, 2008 6:23 am Score: 87 PRICELESS FUNNY MOVIE DIALOGUE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTM9JT4Cvns&feature=related Another hilarious bit from Kentucky Fried Movie: The theatre concept "Feel-O-Rama" is shown here, with an unfortunate chap getting a bit too much attention from the usher. [ Reply to Comment ]
maestrojpl Reputation: 99 Level: Superstar Since: Jan 1, 2008	Posted on: April 22, 2008 9:09 am Score: 92 PRICELESS FUNNY MOVIE DIALOGUE Ron Burgundy : Look. My plan was to ask you if I could squire you about town as one professional helping another professional, because I know what it's like to be lonely in a new city. Venessa Corningstone : Really? Ron : Yes. But now I am too hurt. And shocked and offended and... and hurt. Venessa : I could do that. Ron: Really? Venessa : Well, yes. As a journalist, I should get to know the city that I'm covering. But this is not a date. Ron : No, of course not. Venessa : Strictly professional. Ron: Wonderful. Hmm. Venessa : Great. Ron : Shall I pick you up? Mm, Downstairs? Venessa : Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection. Ron : Really? Yes, I do. Um... I'm sorry, it's the... it's the pleats. Mm. It's actually an optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants. It's not flattering in the crotchal region. I'm actually taking them back right now. Taking them back to the pants store. Oh, this is awkward. I'm gonna walk...I'm gonna walk this situation off and I will see you later. Nothing to look at. Go back to work, everyone. Don't act like you're not impressed. Don't look at me right now. I'm walking around the office. My new walk. I have a situation right now I'm trying to walk off. [ Reply to Comment ]
True_Rebel Reputation: 97 Level: Superstar Since: Jan 21, 2008	Posted on: April 22, 2008 10:16 am Score: 88 PRICELESS FUNNY MOVIE DIALOGUE From The Naked Gun: (As Jane Spencer goes up a ladder) Frank Drebin: Nice beaver! Jane Spencer: Thanks. I just had it stuffed. Classic [ Reply to Comment ]
curtisteff Reputation: 97 Level: Superstar Since: Mar 8, 2008	Posted on: April 22, 2008 2:53 pm Score: 68 PRICELESS FUNNY MOVIE DIALOGUE The look on the boy's face is priceless: Young Boy with Coffee: Excuse me, I happened to be passing, and I thought you might like some coffee. Little Girl: Oh, that's very nice of you, thank you. Young Boy with Coffee: Cream? Little Girl: No, thank you, I take it black, like my men. I started laughing as soon as I saw the fan, even before anything hit it. One more ... You're all worthless and weak. Now drop and give me twenty. [ Reply to Comment ]
Whisperwind Reputation: 86 Level: All-Star Since: Dec 8, 2007	Posted on: April 23, 2008 1:57 am Score: 90 PRICELESS FUNNY MOVIE DIALOGUE Movie - The Jerk with Steve Martin Scene - Steve Martin is working at a gas station. A crazy man is hiding on a hill across from the station. He is firing a high powered rifle. He is aiming at Steve Martin. His shots are hitting oil cans which are stacked in a pyramid between the gas pumps. The bullets hit the cans with a popping sound and oil starts running out of the holes. After several cans are hit and leaking Steve Martin innocently says, Hey, I think these cans of oil are defective.