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PRICELESS FUNNY MOVIE DIALOGUE

Posted on: April 22, 2008 4:38 am

In keeping with the last blog about really funny movies, now let's post the dialogue that made these movies so memorable.  Like:

Airplane!

Ted Striker: "Surely you can't be serious."

Dr. Rumack: "I am serious.  And don't call me Shirley."

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Since: Sep 30, 2006
Posted on: April 22, 2008 5:01 am

PRICELESS FUNNY MOVIE DIALOGUE

Hey retro,

do you like movies about gladiators?



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Posted on: April 22, 2008 5:01 am

PRICELESS FUNNY MOVIE DIALOGUE

Hmmm....

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.



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Posted on: April 22, 2008 5:09 am

PRICELESS FUNNY MOVIE DIALOGUE

Awesome Sky.  I think I'm going to have to go watch it again.  I saw it about 6 times when it came out in theatres.



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Posted on: April 22, 2008 5:11 am

PRICELESS FUNNY MOVIE DIALOGUE

I've got to concentrate!  concentrate!  concentrate!

I've got to concentrate!  concentrate!  concentrate!

Hello?  Hello?  Hello?

Echo!  Echo!  Echo!

Now pinch hitting for the Dodgers, Pedro Borbon!



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Posted on: April 22, 2008 5:20 am

PRICELESS FUNNY MOVIE DIALOGUE

I still quote Airplane! all the time. One of my all time faves.

Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?



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Since: May 5, 2007
Posted on: April 22, 2008 5:24 am

PRICELESS FUNNY MOVIE DIALOGUE

Kinda longish, but well worth it.

Elaine: Would you gentlemen care to order your dinners?

Jive dude one: Bet, babe.  Slide a piece of the porter, drink side, run da java.

Jive dude two: Hey, looky here.  I can dig grease and chompin' on some butter and draggin' through the garden.

(Elaine puzzledly writes down her interpretation of their order)

And later:

Jive old lady: Stewardess?  I speak jive.

Randy: Oh good!

Jive old lady: He says he's in great pain, and he wants to know if you can help him.

Randy: All right, would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?

Jive old lady: Jus hang loose blood.  She gonna catch ya up on the rebound on the med side.

Jive dude one: What it is mama?  My mama don't raise no dummy!  I dug her rap. 

Jive old lady: Cut me some slack Jack!  Chump don't want da help, chump don't get da help!

Jive dude two: Say he can't hang, say he seven up!

Jive old lady: Jive ass dude ain't got no brains anyhow!

(Jive dudes exchange surprised glances)

 



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Posted on: April 22, 2008 5:59 am

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The Jive Dudes!  Yowsuh! What was even mo better about that scene was the Jive Lady was Beaver's mom! What a sight gag!

Bad News Bears was alot like some of the baseball teams I played on at that age. We didn't have all this adult supervision kids are burdened with now.

Tanner Boyle: Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your a**! (throws his beer at Yankees.)



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Since: May 5, 2007
Posted on: April 22, 2008 5:59 am

PRICELESS FUNNY MOVIE DIALOGUE

One from Kentucky Fried Movie:

Woman having a flashback: I remember the day the girls came over for bridge club.  I was so embarrassed because of lingering odors.

(cut to the guests entering)

Guest #1: (sniffs the air) Fish for dinner last night?

Guest #2: Phew!  Harry still smoking those cigars?

Guest #3: Christ!  Did a cow S#!% in here?



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Since: May 5, 2007
Posted on: April 22, 2008 6:02 am

PRICELESS FUNNY MOVIE DIALOGUE

Haven't seen the first Bad News Bears in forever, probably since it came out in theatres.  I remember a lot of bad sequels.



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Since: May 5, 2007
Posted on: April 22, 2008 6:05 am

PRICELESS FUNNY MOVIE DIALOGUE

The popcorn you are eating has been pissed in.. film at eleven.



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